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Most small businesses here don’t lose customers because the product is bad. They lose them because someone messaged on a Saturday, and nobody answered until Monday.
Funnlr is one person. Ibrahim builds the thing that answers.
It’s one page. It loads on a cheap phone, on a slow connection, in about a second. It shows what you sell, asks the three or four questions you’d have asked anyway, and puts that person in your WhatsApp already warm.
A skincare studio in Mbabane. Her bookings used to arrive in comments and DMs. Now they arrive in one place. Eswatini has no debit-order system, so he collects her payment by hand every month rather than tell you it’s automated.
A gas installer in Gauteng. His quiz prices the job on screen, so his first reply to a homeowner is a number instead of five questions.
This one is off. A marketplace for students at his own university, where he was one of the sellers. It launched, the investors passed, and he switched it off rather than run it at a loss. You’re seeing it because you should see one that didn’t work before you decide about the ones that did.
He’s a law student, running this between lectures. That’s not a disclaimer. It’s why he answers his own messages.
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